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For the ones who smile sweetly while plotting fictional crimes—this tote is your alibi in fabric form. Reading Because Murder Is Wrong isn’t just a slogan; it’s a lifestyle, a confession, and a warning wrapped in witty restraint.
Crafted from sturdy canvas and just enough self-control to keep you out of jail, it’s made for book lovers who channel their chaos into prose instead of police reports. Sling it over your shoulder for bookstore hunts, midnight coffee runs, or those days when sarcasm is your only moral compass.
Every letter is printed like a secret smirk—because you’d never actually bury a body… but you’ve read enough to know how.
Carry your novels, your notebooks, and your darker thoughts in style. After all, literature is cheaper than therapy—and far less traceable.
For the ones who smile sweetly while plotting fictional crimes—this tote is your alibi in fabric form. Reading Because Murder Is Wrong isn’t just a slogan; it’s a lifestyle, a confession, and a warning wrapped in witty restraint.
Crafted from sturdy canvas and just enough self-control to keep you out of jail, it’s made for book lovers who channel their chaos into prose instead of police reports. Sling it over your shoulder for bookstore hunts, midnight coffee runs, or those days when sarcasm is your only moral compass.
Every letter is printed like a secret smirk—because you’d never actually bury a body… but you’ve read enough to know how.
Carry your novels, your notebooks, and your darker thoughts in style. After all, literature is cheaper than therapy—and far less traceable.